Tiptoeeeeeeee through the tuuuuuuuuliiiiiiips...

I think, technically, you ought to have passed the codpiece to the left before declaring that move. However, since I'm sure Jimmy is perfectly happy with his existing codpiece, we'll let the matter drop.

Congratulations on winning your first game of Mornington Crescent! Now on to a game of "One song to the tune of another". Rob, will you start with "Tiptoe Through the Tulips" to the tune of "I've Got a Brand New Combine Harvester", please?

mornington crescent? and no, I still don't understand this :P

Revenge of the WeedyMeme!

Huw.

"Whooo".

<rowan&martin> verrrrry interrresting. </rowan&martin>

i am straight i am straight i am straight....

Methinks I probably could have done with a leetle foundation on the chin and a considerable quantity of hair gloop to plaster down the frizz. I am reliably informed though, that the two costumes that are still being talked about are mine and Ben's - the two princesses.

Princess Peach, but only at weekends!

I wish my brain would occasionally pay attention, just tried to order lunch from the cantene and did a good job of making no sense at all :P

That sounds good. I will try to remember, but remind me nearer the time.

Jimmy, Toby + Toby's household: Would you be free on sunday 5th March (evening) for a gathering at the Strand, formerly known as the Ram (kinda like prince, but with less make-up and in denial of it's campness) ;)?

jimmy...

Toby: Guess it depends who you're outside 'gardening' with ;)

Goes to weed the tumbleweed beds.
Gardening does not make me horny.

Somebody post? Please?

The return of our favourite beast to the headlines.

Useless fact of the day:

According to Google, there are many references to Oglanuts, plural, but no useful references to the singular form of the nut in question. One wonders, therefore, if the nuts are only ever found in pairs.

cappy cappy cappy cappy cappy cappy mushroom mushroom cappy cappy ...

Semi-technical announcement:

Capsicum's fan has now been replaced. All hardware appears to be in good working order and has been recently cleaned. Furthermore the Operating System has been updated to the latest stable release and appears to be performing to specification and I have been assured that the boot sequence is now configured correctly.

Any further service outages are therefore attributable to Acts of God and any complaints should be forwarded to the local religious organization of your choice. We thank you for your co-operation.