Why do I find that so sad?

KITTENS! That's it! That was it, you've just reminded me of this really interesting dream i was having before i got woken up by the fire alarm.

I dreamt i had taken delivery of a flat-pack petting zoo- I unwrapped the layers of cellophane and inside was a cute little wooden enclosure, and the animals to go in the menagerie: a mole, a hedgehog I think, and a placid old cat, and that was just the first package: there were several more. We had set up the enclosure on the driveway, and released the little animals inside, before realising that we'd have to move it somewhere else otherwise the next-door neighbors wouldn't be able to get their car into their garage, but that meant i'd have to round up the animals again and i didn't really know what i was doing. I was also worried because i couldn't find any instructions on how to feed and care for the animals, there should have been a photocopied sheet in the box, but I couldn't find it...

That was impressive.

What will he do with 'kittens'?

...fat rabbits. Big fat rabbits with shiney black eyes. Great long-eared, overweight lumbering rabbits with powerful hind legs. Horrible sharp-toothed rabbits with enormous bulging rings of fat around their stubby necks. Bulging rabbit corpses with bellies bloated full of maggots and flies all drinking the fluid from their eyeballs...

You are on because you love the bunny.

I done fixy vicky and apocalypse then, bad jimmy was using old-style global variables. Frontpage now works also.

Yay 3am.

"the end of the wor ld of the world" is broken too

i am on facebook now. i am not completely sure why

Partly fixed, you mean... capsicum.loomroom.co.uk ain't s'posed to look like that ;)

Anyway, ta for the httpd update. We should probably do another "upgrade everything in sight" run at some point - twiglet almost certainly needs a bit of TLC.

I r fixed teh warbeck

Since I broke it, seemed only fair. Had a sudden attack of paranoia and upgraded bits of cappy.

Congratulations Warbeckers! These are the top ten keywords people used to find this site so far in October!

1. perkin


2. warbeck


3. doctor


4. who


5. pigeon


6. spleen


7. boobies


8. porpoise


9. goat


10. pirate

You win this fabulous burst of white noise. And what a beauty it is.

PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHT

The nose is also good for playing the electronic keyboard instrument. It is slightly less use for the piano depending on rigidity of the action of said.

I sat on my G4.

I've just discovered that it is not possible to type on this keyboard with one's teeth. The surrounding bezel is too wide, so your nose or chin inevitably gets in the way. My other keyboard in department might hold more promise, but I still doubt I could reach the middle rows without prosthesis.

The nose, on the other hand, is eminently typable with... as I have just demonstrated with a five word section of this very sentence.

My nose feels funny now and I have trouble focusing. Rather like being mildly drunk really, though I dread to think what a nasal-typing hangover would be like.

His teeth.

Sat 'on' your powerbook? I won't ask what you're typing with ;)

Well at least I'm with the right crowd then.

I've become the sort of baleful, twisted mac user who miserably types things like sudo port uninstall libsdl_mixer && sudo port clean --archive --work libsdl_mixer not going to let it mess up my life any more not going to not goin g  t   o       n   o t    go   i  n   g      t

Absolutely love the macs - this, for example, is written on Alex' old powerbook g4, which i purchased off him :) It is fast becoming my primary source of geekiness *giggles* :)

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Well I don't know how to respond to stickmen but I am currently sat on my PowerBook G4 as my PC's PSU died on Friday night.

I'm kind of glad currently that I did go out and spent £400 on this thing as its currently being used every day in my flat to browse the net. If I didn't have a PC at all I'd be screwed as I have a lot of bits to keep up to date with at Uni which I couldn't have done.

Are people here still Mac fans or not?

Caesar et sum iam forte...

Welcome home!. And the rat's name if I remember aright is aderat, which gives it a nice classical bent. Bend your own classics, you dastardly routing rodent!

my markup is as wobbly as my sanity

I'm alive! Well it's been months and months since I was last seen on here, its because I've been working and have moved to Bristol to do Web Design at UWE!

Will try and post more often now I also remembered my blogger password.

It's rather long-lived for a rat... been going for years now... perhaps it is Peter Pettigrew in disguise...

Apologies for the outage people - The "Rat" needed its bedding changing.

PERKIN WARBECK YOU ARE MY FRIEND

Even though you don't exist.

The only thing I could think of for the top is one of those feedback images that Josh and I came up with during a spell of XTREME B0R3D0M

I smell a Photoshopping/Graphic design competition. Everybody grab your art tools... 3, 2, 1... go!

Seriously though, what do people actually want as a logo? Sommat abstract and messy, as per the current logo? Sommat arty and collage-flavoured? A clean, neat, graphic-designy logo? Lettuce have a poll.

Everyone: I am suggesting that we change the image at the top of this page, given that we've not asked if we can use it still. We can probably come up with something better ourselves, rather than using someone else's picture. Does anyone have any suggestions as to what to replace it with?

"Every time your heart beats, symmetry is broken.
Every time the wind blows, symmetry is broken.
Every time the geese flock, symmetry is broken.

In every act, in every word, symmetry is broken.
There is no such thing as perfection."