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wSunday, March 31, 2002 yyeeeeeeyyyy. shouldn't this go in Technical? posted by Ben Grandis at 10:40 PM w *headache* I've got a book on PHP. Image uploads should follow at length. When all this fscking coursework is done. Aargh. posted by Rob Mitchelmore at 10:26 PM w oh dear god, for once Jim's got a point. what if she is? she's got that same look in her eyes that says "dont mess with me, child of a mortal, I can organise field trips." posted by Ben Grandis at 10:19 PM w Mrs. Cowely? posted by James Howe at 9:11 PM w right - "horn" is Irish rhyming slang for "porn", and porn is supposed to be evil, and so was alistair crowley. easy. posted by Ben Grandis at 1:37 PM w OK, people. Tell me the connection between the new slogan and Alister Crowly, and you can have a clap. It's not very difficult, and I'll even give you a clue: IRELAND posted by Chris at 12:54 PM w *nods* OK. I killed a PC today. I've resurrected it now, but there was a certain "ooooooh shit" factor. It wasn't mine. It was Dad's. posted by Rob Mitchelmore at 3:08 AM wSaturday, March 30, 2002 fuck that - I'm not okay, I'm just having mood swings. shit. and swearing. lots of swearing. posted by Ben Grandis at 10:51 PM w feel better today. have chatted with brooke until 6am this morning. everything's......... not very good, but I'll live. and hell, I even did some more art. and thus; onto the Adventures. I think I'll play around with a LOT of styles, and then see which people like best. posted by Ben Grandis at 10:47 PM w Bedtime. Night night. posted by Rob Mitchelmore at 3:34 AM w Fair enuff. Remember: It generally can get worse, and often it will. This is a lesson I have learned. Don't worry about social inadequacies... as regards artistic ones, I feel I am not qualified to comment, not being an artist but merely a twat who thinks he is one. Social inadequacies can be fun... but often they aren't. Screw it. I need coffee badly... and, well, something else, but I'm not telling. And it's never a drama. It's usually a bad comedy, and you're not the one laughing. But someone is. You want to kill them, don't you? posted by Rob Mitchelmore at 2:31 AM w it's like a fucking drama, isn't it? can it get worse, ladies and gentlemen? oh yes. it fucking well can. I really dont know what else to say. it's quite alright, rob. I'm far too emmersed in the intricacies of my social and artistic inadequacies to worry about being annoyed at you or anything. anything includes spelling, apparently. since I cant sleep I shall very probably be on here until, well, noon tomorrow. posted by Ben Grandis at 2:13 AM w Wetwang indeed, sir, and I was not ignoring you. Rather I was struggling manfully with a computer and I couldn't get online. So in effect, I was forced to ignore you. But I hope that the extenuating circumstance of this being the first thing I checked now it's working is, well, extenuating. posted by Rob Mitchelmore at 1:03 AM wFriday, March 29, 2002 hear that, gentlemen? that is what being ignored sounds like. posted by Ben Grandis at 11:06 PM w I count "mm..." or "dont be silly..." as half ignored. and I'm sorry for my previous post making - in retrospect - absolutely no sense whatsoever. *sigh* wetwang. posted by Ben Grandis at 2:44 AM w You only get half ignored? posted by Rob Mitchelmore at 1:58 AM w well, dont. I know how it happens - well, how it happens for me, anyway - I try and moan about something and I get half ignored, so, I go on about it again, and I keep going but noone listens because I keep going; it looks like everyone else is thinking that I'm not upset, I'm just moaning....... posted by Ben Grandis at 12:06 AM wThursday, March 28, 2002 You certainly spawned that one on mine. Not exactly new... I mean I go on and on and on and on about it, sad bastard that I am. It just seemed a good opportunity to moan a little more. Hells I hate myself sometimes. posted by Rob Mitchelmore at 9:50 PM w is it me, or did I just spawn braindumps on yours and chris's blogs? posted by Ben Grandis at 7:42 PM w Ben: Welcome to my world. Am posting a response thing now. posted by Rob Mitchelmore at 12:38 AM w you're really quite sad, aren't you? never mind. coathangers can be fun.... < old miner accent > yeeeeah, ah 'member back in the rush of 1865, ah was diggin' fo' this here ol' gol', an' ah found this here ol' apostophie. used th' funny li'l beggar ev'r since... posted by Ben Grandis at 12:21 AM wWednesday, March 27, 2002 COATHANGERS posted by James Howe at 11:42 PM w But i do like to watch coathangers!!! posted by James Howe at 11:33 PM w tell them you like to watch coathangers. posted by Ben Grandis at 11:10 PM w <Friendly> asl pls <cheesey> 17-Male-England <Friendly> OOOOPS How do you respond to that? It's not a problem. Next Fri will be fine I hope. posted by Rob Mitchelmore at 9:55 PM w oh. well never mind then. posted by Ben Grandis at 3:00 PM w grr. sorry. I've been busy, though I've just tried to phone you. will have to be next friday, by the look of things.... posted by Ben Grandis at 2:58 PM w I'm awake. LoLoLoL. And re: Wankety-wank... surely we've only got one resident celebrity here? (looks at the navbar) posted by Rob Mitchelmore at 10:59 AM w as for Wankety Wank; okay, I'm gonna guess here.... is it... Ken The Mafia Man?? posted by Ben Grandis at 10:50 AM w sorry. I went to bed at about 10!! so I'm awake reeeal early.... I'll phone you when I think you're awake. though if I'm a bit cautious when I arrive at your house it's because I had a dream where we were at your house and we finished the CD, then when I said I was going into newport you tried to make me wear a blue dress, and for some reason I did, and we went downstairs and everyone else in the house was in drag. oh, and your father was a black 70's style pimp. I will never, ever go to bed that early again... posted by Ben Grandis at 10:01 AM w Wow now i know where OZ came from. Welcome to the celebrity game show, "Wankety, Wank". As you already know, the object of this show is to guess which famous celebrity is behind the screen, wanking. The celebrity will be lit from behind so that you can not only have the audable clue, but also you can see a siloette and can observe their technique and style. You have 1 minute, starting from................NOW! posted by James Howe at 12:00 AM wTuesday, March 26, 2002 Those samples on there suck... except the vocal ones. They're freebies... I need some new ones. Digitised voices are no problem. MODdy enough for you? Phone me about tomorrow, you twit ;). posted by Rob Mitchelmore at 9:51 PM w !! rob, you meanie. I dont know what subliminal messages you put in that track, but it's going round and round in my head and I keep listening to it over and over again..... either way, it's grown on me. a lot. and the speech samples work very well. posted by Ben Grandis at 8:01 PM w wow! well... I now have winamp. anyhow; that track is rather tasty, and I'm having to stop myself from going into constructive criticism mode. oh, alright then. I give in. it's very good - although it is missing something, and the drums sound a bit..... not good. but apart from that I like it a lot a lot. it's my type of music, anyway. I am an amiga bitch, after all. I miss you amiga 500+... *sniff* and Webley Verdigriz is property of User Friendly. he can't r00l. p.s. - rob: check the tech maggot. posted by Ben Grandis at 5:31 PM w I'm doing the soundtrack in MED SoundStudio which I'm not very good at yet, but I'm learning. I've not had much time to work on it, due to a little thing called IT Coursework. Since MED is a tracker, the sound (I won't dignify it with the title "Music" yet) will sound like concussed MODs on steroids. It's cruelty to Dumb Johnsons. To have a listen to the first mod I ever did, download MED Plugin for Winamp and then download this file, quickly, I'll take it off in a few days 'cos I don't want people listening to it (oh deary me, no), And it's not finished. I've got some ideas for "The Great Burger Conspiracy" and I've started on that track, and I've done the "Talking books present..." bit. Give me a ring regarding tomorrow, which sounds quite cool. Wetwang is small. Webley Verdigris r00lz 0K? posted by Rob Mitchelmore at 3:15 PM w "Christ, people, have some faith!" if you dont see the irony in that sentence, I'm not going to tell you. in either case, sir, your gullability leaves no bounds. this "dorothy" of which you speak was merely a very young government agent who had been pumped up with hallucinogenic drugs. rob: wetwang... is rather small, isn't it? still, it has a church. oh, and.... you'll be fine with just your computer. how are you doing it; I was hoping for it to sound moddy but as long as it sounds cool then it's alright with me. any chance of previewing it anytime soon? and how's Armies of Zog? it's prolly my favorite track idea... [and I may be able to come round for a while tomorrow, but that seems to be the only time for about a week... I think next friday's the only time other than that. sorry!] posted by Ben Grandis at 12:09 PM w Oh, and it's al-Qa'ida, ya retards. Even I can spell that. Um, with the help of the broadsheet newspaper at my feet... posted by Chris at 10:53 AM w How lkong was it since you saw the filM?! They flew! For fucks sake, they picked Dorothy up! Christ, people, have some faith! Oh, and it's called Oz cos when the guy was telling the story to his kid's the first time he didn't have a place name and the encyclopedia next to his head said "O-Z" as encyclopedias are prone to do. So there. posted by Chris at 10:08 AM w Jim: If you want you and your tribute band to contribute to the Adventures of Perkin Warbeck soundtrack, I would be only too grateful. I need more musicians. At the moment there's me, my computer, and a recorded version of Joe Briscoe. Wetwang, sirs. That, Sirs, is Wetwang. Enjoy it while it lasts. posted by Rob Mitchelmore at 12:52 AM wMonday, March 25, 2002 wow! but to be bluntly honest, I'm not so sure they actually glided or anything, I think she just.... well... threw them out the window. that's all. and then you sort of hallucinated that they could fly so that you wouldn't be upset by the monkey deaths. but consider this, young man - your alkeida proposition sounds highly likely. after all, what is more dangerous than a flying monkey with a penchant for self-gratification? Summary of Jim's Post: monkeys wearing leather fat welsh paedophiles wants us to see his "fair lady", which is more professional than the one with the guy in drag in it. posted by Ben Grandis at 11:22 PM w I bet Perking Warbeck had his own hard core gang of monkeys, wearing leather jackets and shades and looking a bit like a bad boy gremlin. Haven't seen much of them lately, wonder what happend to them. I wish they'd formed a rock band, maybe we could form a tribute band? Jim and the pacemakers? like it, like it. Well i've cleaned the car, bit of a nasty job when it's cold, looks nice and shiney now though. Better clean the house up a bit, before he arrives mmm. Just incase you didn't know, i've got a fat, Welsh, peodophile coming to stay with me on thursday, which should be fun. OOOOHHHHHH and you've all got to come and see "My Fair Lady", it's at Freshwater Memorial Hall on Wed, Thur, Fri, and Sat, all starting at 7:30pm, it's a class show. Slightly more professional than the pantomine, for those of you who came to see it. posted by James Howe at 6:54 PM w Wonder why it was called Oz? 'Cos lots of people call Australia Oz, and it clearly wasn't set in Australia. Austria maybe, but not Australia. And another thing, you know those monkeys she throws out the window, on the comand of "fly my beauties, fly", well it's not such a rediculous idea really, i bet you could strap wings to monkeys and after many months of intensive alkieda training, i bet they could fly a short distance, or maybe sort of glide. posted by James Howe at 6:48 PM w It's nice to be a Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz, because, because, because, because, because, because of all the wonderful people he does, diddle diddle diddle de posted by James Howe at 6:44 PM wSunday, March 24, 2002 Wow,,, it's so nice to be able to use the internet at a real screen resolution ;). Btw... Say what you like Webley Verdigris is a GREAT name for a character. posted by Rob Mitchelmore at 11:07 PM w it's done!! yey. my site's... up to date. I feel so clean. posted by Ben Grandis at 10:05 PM w Ben: could you update your link to me off h-r-e please? It's pointing to the old URL. You twit :P. posted by Rob Mitchelmore at 6:38 PM w Hey people, I've got net connection in my room now. See what you get if you live a nice clean life? :P. I'm playing with Opera as a web browser. An interesting bug: in blogger the edit box is now about 1 inch by one inch. Ho hum. posted by Rob Mitchelmore at 6:36 PM w Sunday's rock. I just thought you might all like to know that. posted by Chris at 5:41 PM w yey rob! go for it.... and everyone, the unthinkable has happened.... I've updated my page!!! posted by Ben Grandis at 2:44 PM w I've got some ideas too... some nice sound effects and a gratuitously silly percussion section (well, since you ask... 5 tracks out of [currently] 8 are used in percussion). Brackets within brackets within brackets... the "When you hear...turn the page" bit is done, with a fight in the middle. Inlay size sounds cool here. posted by Rob Mitchelmore at 9:47 AM wSaturday, March 23, 2002 yey rob! and.... Armies of Zog. yey. I've drawing the first page; is everyone sure we want it inlay-sized? ok, well, slightly bigger then scale it down, I know, but still, it is definite? the power of monk compels you! posted by Ben Grandis at 11:12 PM