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brookey should post.
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wSunday, April 28, 2002 |
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Gentlemen (and gentlewoman), we now own the domains perkinwarbeck.com, perkinwarbeck.net, and perkinwarbeck.org. Huge gobbets of thanks go to adama at Zenoc. Grin.
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wSaturday, April 27, 2002 |
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I'm not proposing for it to be a comedy, sir.
but still. any ideas?
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Nice one, Sir. I shall watch your progress with great interest and probably a muffled snigger or two.
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wFriday, April 26, 2002 |
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well, political it is. though craft recorder logs etc. should fit in vaguely with it ok. god, that means I have to start designing a universe to house it all in... s c a r y.
any ideas anyone wants to throw in at all? such as races, themes.... etc.... incidents.....
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Can I join in? :)
Dammit, how can some people be so creative? Makes me sick... :-\
Memo: Must ask Marc Prince for loan of his smileys.
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shush, you.
I've begun an experimental novella, experimental in that about 50% of it consists of masking tape. hopefully I'll be able to upgrade to double-sided sticky tape soon, but in the meantime the type-written stuff is very cool so far. problem:
I dont know what to write about.
I gots myself a few ideas, could you tell me which of them you prefer monkey?
- space peoples find relic, space peoples go rar rar rar and do lots of killing over it, written from perspective of squad commander. several interesting ideas for this.
- same idea; but written from a more political, disturbing, cloak and dagger aspect than action. wouldn't be able to implement the cool ideas, but will be a lot more interesting.
- insert anything you can come up with here.
- butt ass shit bitch ass?
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Ben Grandis at 2:05 PM
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wThursday, April 25, 2002 |
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Hmmm you do realise that image won't work when it scrolls off into archives? :)
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wWednesday, April 24, 2002 |
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"McDermott, 43, described recieving instructions from St. Michael the Archangel, travelling back in time to 1940 to Hitler's bunker in Berlin, and killing him and six generals."
At the same time, Disney's plans to ressurect Hitler payed off, culminating in six technicians being inserted into a bunker in 1940's Berlin. When word was recieved that they had been assassinated, men working on project "Uber-BNP gruppen" panicked and, having extracted Hitler and his cameraman's DNA, sent him back through the time hole - powered by luscious burritos - to continue his iron fisted rule over Germany.
Members of projekt "Uber-BNP gruppen" were unavailable for comment at this time.
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heffalumps and woozles....
who here thinks margaret of burgundy should just be a sack of potatoes with a crown on? I dont know.... she could just be a sack of potatoes manipulated by one of Zog's agents?
[p.s. when the girls get added, MadBlonde can be too....]
posted by
Ben Grandis at 5:56 PM
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wMonday, April 22, 2002 |
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... nedstat prediction for my blog:
On average 5 percent of the daily visits are made before 0:55. Based on the number of visitors of 0 today so far, today your site may have 0 page views (+/- 0).
Cheering, isn't it.
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mofflemoffle.
who here thinks hannah should join? and brooke?
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Ben Grandis at 5:54 PM
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wSaturday, April 20, 2002 |
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A small man riding an ostrich says:
We worked out what a warbeck is btw...
Mr. Smirk says:
??
A small man riding an ostrich says:
You fit it to a fowl in order to gain greater resonant capacity
Mr. Smirk says:
resonant capacity?
A small man riding an ostrich says:
Sir, you are obviously not an ostrich player. For your greater elucidation I shall expound apon the dominant points of this art.
A small man riding an ostrich says:
Firstly, an ostrich is somewhat solid. If the ostrich is to played, it must first be blown much as an egg might, by a qualified ostrich-blower.
A small man riding an ostrich says:
This should not be done by amateurs.
A small man riding an ostrich says:
Secondly, once the ostrich is blown, it is unlikely to make much of a noise above a squeak.
A small man riding an ostrich says:
So it requires the fitting of a Warbeck.
A small man riding an ostrich says:
Once this is fitted, position yourself between the back legs and blow gently.
A small man riding an ostrich says:
The resulting sound will either be melodious or ear-splitting, depending upon your technique.
A small man riding an ostrich says:
To tune your ostrich, simply angle the legs appropriately and prop up with blocks of wood.
A small man riding an ostrich says:
If pitch bends are more your style, you can leave one leg unpropped, and by studious cranking of the knees, produce the desired portamento.
A small man riding an ostrich says:
You will require no amplification if the Warbeck has been correctly fitted.
A small man riding an ostrich says:
You too can perform live, like the professionals.
A small man riding an ostrich says:
Got all that?
Mr. Smirk says:
yep.
Mr. Smirk says:
scared.........
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in no mood to celebrate; however, will offer extremely depressive yey.
yey.
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wFriday, April 19, 2002 |
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Gentlemen, we are back online.
Please watch your language, your dogs, and your trousers.
posted by
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wWednesday, April 17, 2002 |
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OK.
In theory, this should work.
Technical maggot is down, redirector is down. Don't even ASK about #maggot16 or domain names.
This is a temporary measure.
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Whoa. Anyone else seen how none of our template code shows when you click on the template button? This goes for all blogs, far as I can see (sorry, Ben, I tried yr account too. Same thing. Didn't post anything tho)
posted by
Chris at 8:26 AM
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wThursday, April 11, 2002 |
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viewing brooke's website was an emotional journey for me, personally. then again, I might be biased.
and it's not the one you all saw at school.
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wFriday, April 05, 2002 |
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I'm not going to badger; I suspect our benificent sysadmin has more on his mind than us at the moment. Probably paying customers. Ow.
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aahhhhhhh get off the gas stove Jonny!! "MMMMM Pretty sparks" NNNNNOOOOOOOO
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no, no it's not. and.... no way can I go to yours... sorry. I've been fucked, straight up the rear, if you will, with regards to homework - I need to work like a monk to get even the minimum done.
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Phone me re: Friday (or tomorrow, or whatever) I'm not going to post the password here... nor e-mail it. People may be watching. ;p.
And your link is buggered.
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rooob. I need that password, boy. I wanna upload some filies. pl33se? you could email it to me.......also, check the tech maggot.
I have tried to spend the past few hours trying to see what this man does when he rules a country. instead I've learned how to draw his eye when he's making a speech.
things aren't going very well.
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Grrrr been putting Beatles onto CD for Hazel.
Hey Jude is one of the most supremely irritating songs ever.
Ugh. O for real music.
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fair enough. this is pooey, I dont seem to be able to get work done......
noses are a waste of bandwidth.
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wWednesday, April 03, 2002 |
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Go for it. But it's never classical music at the beginning of kids' books on tape... it's generally about three crappy electric piano notes ;P
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whee. well done rob. sorry about your head, but a lead pipe was all I could find at the time. christopher and I will probably both come to the same conclusion; that there needs to be that crappy classical music music at the beginning, and that a whiny pathetic voice from the background needs to tack "and lambert simnel..." on the end of The Adventures Of Perkin Warbeck.
if you dont mind??
other than that; it roxxors your soxxors.
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Sorry about not rescuing you, I was making notes on Russian econmoic policy, 1917-1921.
Ain't coursework fun?!
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wTuesday, April 02, 2002 |
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I've been ever so slightly busy.
My IT project is 3728 lines of Delphi. That's rather over the top.
I've not had anything to do with any beautiful women... in fact the nearest to human company I've had for days is family.
Someone rescue me? Please?
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We're were in So'ton sateing our capitalist urges with beautiful women.
So fuck you ;)
And you really should have got the slogan, Mitchelmore, having read the book the forms the major link, being aware of the bit of Crowley I'm talking about and knowing of the author who wrote the slogan in the first place. You're slipping, old man...
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wMonday, April 01, 2002 |
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No. Technical is being occupied with my rant on the subject of DNS. ;)
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Rob Mitchelmore at 10:27 PM
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