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wFriday, May 31, 2002


"I've little to say,
So I'll go away..."


posted by Rob Mitchelmore at 11:25 PM




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Dude>

First of all, not A4- 'member? Staples?! But yeh. Like... totally fucking loving the work all the same. Got no writing done today <SHOCK!> cos I was making a tape and then i was at work. And I'm not gonna get any writing done now 'til Tuesday. But... I'll blitz it all then- 'k?

Second- who have you just quoted? Who else knows the David Holmes love to the point of naming themselves "Gritty Shaker"?

posted by Chris at 9:45 PM




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Gritty Shaker says:
I think it signifies the fear of gloves.
says it all.


posted by Ben Grandis at 8:24 PM




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finished some random fillerart for the zine. full A4, only took me a few hours to do, but I'm not sure what to think of it. I'm pretty confused, actually. go take a look for yourselves, if it takes your fancy.

good old lenin appeared again, for lack of anyone else suitable. oh, and now he's got.... swastikas?! what the hell?!
[here]

posted by Ben Grandis at 8:24 PM




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wow.

I have found a load of rather scrumptious soviet revolutionary fonts, and a couple of nice techniques, courtesy of a certain movie [Enemy at the Gates] - the way they did their credits was just genius, so I'm testing them out on our cover now. so far it looks really, really nice so... sneh. plus, the soviet font tends to fit into perfect squares a hell of a lot easier...

and sorry chris, but your typo in your previous post was really pissing me off. so I edited it out.

posted by Ben Grandis at 10:07 AM




wThursday, May 30, 2002


So yeh. Me and Ben have (kinda) done our exams now.

Fuck. You. All. We. Have. Won. No. More. Earcocking. Stupid. Shit.

posted by Chris at 9:07 AM




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People with perkinwarbeck.net e-mail addresses (not forwards):

Please, please, empty your sent mail folders and trash boxen. Otherwise you end up eating vast quantities of hard disc space...

A message from your friendly admin :P (not me, I've just been asked to pass it on).

posted by Service Status at 1:31 AM




wWednesday, May 29, 2002


Anyone know why Hannah's blog isn't working? Or is it just not working when i try and get to it?

posted by James Howe at 5:41 PM




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What happened to it?

I've just rewritten BlogKomm. Completely. From scratch. Since it worked on neither Jenny's nor my blog. I've installed it on mine; if it works, it'll go on here and Jenny's and anyone else who wants comments. Should be less trouble than blogkomm.... I'll try to get it working for use with blogspot too, but no promises.

posted by Rob Mitchelmore at 1:28 AM




wTuesday, May 28, 2002


ONCE I HAD A PORCUPINE

posted by Ben Grandis at 8:23 PM




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... too ... quiet ...

posted by Rob Mitchelmore at 3:04 PM




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I Want One!

posted by Rob Mitchelmore at 1:15 AM




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The diary of a cat.


DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.

DAY 762 - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.

DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan ......

DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.

DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The Bird on the other hand has got to be an informant. He has mastered their frightful tongue (something akin to mole speak) and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait. It is only a matter of time.


posted by Marc Prince at 12:22 AM




wMonday, May 27, 2002


The random application, Sir.

posted by Rob Mitchelmore at 8:25 PM




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HISTROY - THE LITTLE KNOWN FIELD OF THE OVER-ANALYSIS OF THE ILIAD
- as performed by far too many people I know.

posted by Ben Grandis at 7:22 PM




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OS port of what, Rob?

And yeh, my life's OK- just got two books (Translated Accounts and Like A Velvet Glove Cast in Iron- yes, cmoics are books too, fucktard), ordered £50 worth of ceedees from ActioN Records (I cna't even remember what, I just got a bit excited... Still, the package'll be a surprise when it comes) and really should be getting back to Histroy revison.

sigh

posted by Chris at 1:49 PM




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And here is the MacOS port for you, Chris. If it breaks Alan, don't blame me. It works fine here... after all, it's only one system call.

posted by Rob Mitchelmore at 1:07 PM




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Cofffffffffffffffffffffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Here's your dose of randomness for today, fresh out of my Pascal compiler. No, I don't know why either, but I needed a break from doing Latin...

posted by Rob Mitchelmore at 12:14 PM




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No one's posted anything on here for a while... :(
How is life for everyone? Exams going ok?
My life's boring...not enough revision, too much room tidying...i need a coffee.

posted by Jenny Plucknett at 11:25 AM




wSunday, May 26, 2002


I've run out of money. Point me at them and I will ;o).

posted by Rob Mitchelmore at 1:40 PM




wSaturday, May 25, 2002


Fucking A!! Eveyrone should agree with me more. I totally rock.

So here's yr agree-with-me tasks for today:

> Listen to Brain by N.E.R.D. It totally rocks. For real.

> See Ghost World the film cos it has that guy who was Mr. Pink in it. He was in Monsters, Inc., too, and I don't really know how life could get much better then him. Steve Buscemi or summin'. I know not the spelling. Then read Ghost World the comic. I'll lend you my copy if you don't wanna pay. It's a thing of beauty. Total fucking A.

> Jump around. Go on, do it. Put on some Jay-Z or Ikara Colt or Mclusky or Kid Koala or Huggy Bear or that new Sugababes single or the track in the middle of the Cooper Temple Clause or those early Jesus And Mary Chain demos or the blach-out wiggy period of Sonic Youth or fucking whatever and dance like a fucking twat. I know I am...

Do it. For real. You'll be a better person for it.

posted by Chris at 11:55 PM




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ditto here.

posted by Rob Mitchelmore at 9:57 PM




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Yes i agree too!

posted by James Howe at 9:07 PM




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hahahahaha Carisbrooke's website is terminally broken. The official w3c (who are in charge of the web) HTML validator (which checks a web page for validity) comes up with a fatal error right at the start and says "I can't validate this." In other words, this isn't a web page.

I am so fucking angry that I can't use Mozilla to access the school web site; I have to send an e-mail to the exams department and I have to load Microsoft's crap-ridden slothware to get to a website I don't even really want to go to.

Fuck you, whoever designed that. Browser Nazi. Microweenie. Fuckwit.

posted by Rob Mitchelmore at 8:34 PM




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i totally agree with Chris's point of view, well said!

posted by Jenny Plucknett at 7:45 PM




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International Towel Day is TODAY!

posted by Hannah Procter at 4:40 PM




wFriday, May 24, 2002


*puts an SEP field up around post*

posted by Ben Grandis at 10:13 PM




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It's funny... it doesn't hurt at all... not like I thought it would... just... so... tired.

This post shouldn't be here.

posted by Rob Mitchelmore at 9:55 PM




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exactly.

posted by Ben Grandis at 9:11 PM




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Shit?

Last day today...

posted by Rob Mitchelmore at 11:00 AM




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shit...

posted by Ben Grandis at 10:35 AM




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woo!

posted by Rob Mitchelmore at 8:33 AM




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hello!

posted by Kate Last at 8:31 AM




wThursday, May 23, 2002


I'm just going for a quick quark. The second of the definitions.

posted by Rob Mitchelmore at 11:49 PM




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Yeh Jim, jus' like ol' mama used to do...

posted by Chris at 8:53 PM




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Time to stop beating around the bush. Beat the bush itself. Give it a good thrashing, and say "Bad Bush!!" in a loud stern tone.

posted by James Howe at 8:41 PM




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indeed.

posted by Rob Mitchelmore at 7:14 PM




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:D

posted by Jenny Plucknett at 6:53 PM




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But it does rhyme, and that's the main thing.

One must always keep things in perspective...

And I'm sure you didn't fail P3.

posted by Hannah Procter at 6:32 PM




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Rhyme which arrived during a maths lesson:

Harmless little fishy
Swimming in a tank;
Sometimes it floated,
Sometimes it sank.


Gives a good indication of why I failed P3, really...

posted by Rob Mitchelmore at 5:05 PM




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well, well, well...
...perkin warbeck's broken, which in turn means my blog is broken, which in turn means I won't get any hits today!!!!!!!!!
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
...little fishies...mmmmmmmmmmmmm...

posted by Jenny Plucknett at 1:49 PM




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posted by Rob Mitchelmore at 9:17 AM




wWednesday, May 22, 2002


I'm trying............

posted by Rob Mitchelmore at 9:16 PM




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don't worry...be happy :D

posted by Jenny Plucknett at 7:19 PM




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need i say more?


posted by Rob Mitchelmore at 4:07 PM




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mittens?

posted by Ben Grandis at 2:40 PM




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mittens?

posted by Ben Grandis at 2:40 PM




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Lambert Simnel is alive and living in Wapping!

posted by Rob Mitchelmore at 2:18 PM




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Dum dum dee dum...
...this is a fun lesson :p
I need to do some german work, but I really can't be bothered! Poor me having to sit all the way over here :(
la la la...ok, gonna get on with it now :)

posted by Jenny Plucknett at 10:47 AM




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{update: I seem to have caught the "missing quote" bug too... see tech maggot :P)

I think maybe the title "messy figure" is more appropriate.

Fnord.

posted by Rob Mitchelmore at 8:28 AM




wTuesday, May 21, 2002


not fair. I wanna be a messianic figure.....

posted by Ben Grandis at 9:05 PM




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It wasn't that :P

posted by Rob Mitchelmore at 8:03 PM




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